Global Warming Is Weather-Dependent

By Anonymous (not verified), 16 March, 2026

Global Warming Is Weather-Dependent People believe in global warming in the summer when it hot or in the winter when it is warm. That's a new study. If a summers cold, they say its "global cooling." That's not a thing. If the winters real cold, they say, "Wheres my global warming." "That's not how global warming works," says Mr. Burke, my 7th grade earth science teacher. "It's not about the day to day. It's about the long term. People are too wraped up in the moment." A study showed college men on spring break believe the world is "getting hotter." College women said the world was "not hot enough." A seperate study showed old people with bad circlation felt the world was "growing cold." Many also wondered why you never call.

Grade Level

Grade 11

Grade 12

Standards

CCSS.ELA-LITERACY.W.11-12.3

CCSS.ELA-LITERACY.W.11-12.3.A

CCSS.ELA-LITERACY.W.11-12.3.B

CCSS.ELA-LITERACY.W.11-12.3.C

CCSS.ELA-LITERACY.W.11-12.3.D

CCSS.ELA-LITERACY.W.11-12.3.E

CCSS.ELA-LITERACY.W.11-12.4

CCSS.ELA-LITERACY.W.11-12.6

Model Quality

Poor

Completed Rubric

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Empty Rubric

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Mode

Narrative Writing, Creative Writing

Rubric Image Path

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Form

Satirical News Story

Interactive Rubric

Assessment Rubric: Narratives

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Date:

Rate your narrative from 1 (incomplete) to 6 (amazing) for each trait below. Add the scores together and divide by the number of traits (6) to find your overall score.


	STIMULATING IDEAS
	*The narrative . . .* focuses on an important experience in your life. uses sensory details, dialogue, and action to help the reader experience the event.
	LOGICAL ORGANIZATION
	*The narrative . . .* catches the reader’s attention at the beginning and introduces the experience—who, what, where, when? describes what happened chronologically. ends by reflecting on the meaning of the experience.
	ENGAGING VOICE
	*The narrative . . .* uses a first-person voice. has a storytelling voice that connects to the reader.
	ORIGINAL WORD CHOICE
	*The narrative . . .* uses action verbs and precise nouns. uses descriptive modifiers.
	EFFECTIVE SENTENCE STYLE
	*The narrative . . .* varies sentence types, lengths, and beginnings. reads smoothly from sentence to sentence.
	CORRECT, ACCURATE COPY
	*The narrative . . .* has correct punctuation, capitalization, grammar, usage, and spelling.